Foreign headlines

I travel a lot, and love reading local newspapers for their journalistic style and "interesting" news items.

But nothing I have read on my travels, comes close to this journalistic gem:

From the no-nonsense "bum sex scandal", to the indelicate description of "terrorising his buttocks with monster whopper", and the photo of the alleged victim labelled as "shafted", this is front page reader captivation at its best.

With thanks to the Red Pepper News, Uganda